+ İstanbul’da ne yapıyorsun?
– İşiyorum.
+ ?!
What are they asking? “What do you do in Istanbul?”
What do you want to say? “I work.”
What are you actually saying? “I pee.”
Çalışmak is a verb that means “to work”. İş is a noun that means “work”. When you use iş which is a noun as a verb, it causes this weird misunderstanding because of another verb işemek which means “to pee “.